Dear Santa,

As you know, I’ve been excellent, and even on my worst days, I have been nothing short of pleasant. This year, I only want a few things for Christmas.

First I’d like this Samsung washer and dryer set in white, with a couple of pedestals for them to sit on.

I also want a new refrigerator. True, there is nothing wrong with my current one, except for the fact that it’s a stupid side by side I do want a new one. This Samsung one pictured above.

And since all of my current appliances are Whirlpool, they would have to be replaced with Samsung ones, so for your convenience,

I have chosen a matching microwave, range, and dishwasher.

And that is all. I will leave you cookies near the tree. Thank you.

Warmly,